toink

the sound of eyes popping out of your head

Woman: *Sexy girl walks by*

Man:*TOINK!*

by ScrabbleDiva January 02, 2011

toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

by wildwit July 30, 2010

Toinked

Fully toinked- meaning one is flavor blasted higher than cunt. - by Bustin Jieber

This shit got me toinked...

by bustin jieber69 May 26, 2023

Toink

To toink something is to twist it. Toink is another word for twist

You need to toink it first

by GRIXRE January 08, 2019

Toink

When you can't think of nothing to say; pretty much thoughtless.

Right now I'm so toink.

by Greendro The Great November 27, 2020

Toink

A type of screw up beyond imagination; fucking stupid

Joe is such a damn toink. I vote we kill em

by toink_27 February 15, 2017

Toink

Killing someone and robbing their goods.

We toinked the little parapeligic

by toinky April 16, 2020