Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.

Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!

by Kitkatmeowzie April 2, 2020

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells

"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."

by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025

Toiletters

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.

The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN

by Guyde November 19, 2016

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021