Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells
"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."
by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025
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Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable
where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder
by McBucket December 10, 2021
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Toiletters

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.
The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN
by Guyde November 19, 2016
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Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.
Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!
by Network_penguin January 01, 2025
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Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.
Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!
by Kitkatmeowzie April 02, 2020
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