Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 14, 2010

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.

by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008

Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 9, 2010

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Toiletlegs

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022

toilette roulette

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014