Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

Toffee

That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.

well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!

by craigie August 22, 2007

Toffee

A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.

Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"

Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"

Person 1: "Yeah."

by RevlisYoursTruly March 28, 2024

Toffee Tits

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

toffee toe

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.

Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.

by Houseylady May 19, 2018

toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

by Ms T February 21, 2003