Im from Tonganoxie
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They tend to come off as bi polar but really they just have a quicker mental reflex to your bullshit and revert to a neutral state after a certain amount of time ranging between 5 seconds and never.
Name meaning: Welsh:Beautiful, poet, philosopher( male variant), fair, pretty.
In the New Welsh however, it also means plaything.
-All Tegans are connected by a hive mind complex.
-Never feed a Tegan after midnight.
-Have a high tolerance for WEIRD.
-Have little tolerance for bullshit, if any.
-The filter that separates the brain and the mouth is thin if at all existent.
-Tend to troll
-Are typical Tsundere's
-Females aren't particularly feminine.
-Jury is still out on the males.
-Have no particular sense of shame in regards to social stigma.
-Don't get all worked up about bullshit, big or small.
-Tend to function better under stress.
-Are nocturnal.
-Feed off of music and internet trolls.
-Make great house pets.
-Aren't particularly opinionated
-When pushed, will bite.
-Will follow commands if they care about the person issuing them enough, if not you will have a new ass hole in less than 5 seconds.
Be wary of Evil Tegans they use their powers for dastardly deeds.
They tend to come off as bi polar but really they just have a quicker mental reflex to your bullshit and revert to a neutral state after a certain amount of time ranging between 5 seconds and never.
Name meaning: Welsh:Beautiful, poet, philosopher( male variant), fair, pretty.
In the New Welsh however, it also means plaything.
-All Tegans are connected by a hive mind complex.
-Never feed a Tegan after midnight.
-Have a high tolerance for WEIRD.
-Have little tolerance for bullshit, if any.
-The filter that separates the brain and the mouth is thin if at all existent.
-Tend to troll
-Are typical Tsundere's
-Females aren't particularly feminine.
-Jury is still out on the males.
-Have no particular sense of shame in regards to social stigma.
-Don't get all worked up about bullshit, big or small.
-Tend to function better under stress.
-Are nocturnal.
-Feed off of music and internet trolls.
-Make great house pets.
-Aren't particularly opinionated
-When pushed, will bite.
-Will follow commands if they care about the person issuing them enough, if not you will have a new ass hole in less than 5 seconds.
Be wary of Evil Tegans they use their powers for dastardly deeds.
"Tegans start off their lives as normal humans until named, with the name comes the awesomeness of all previous incarnations of the Tegan species.
These powers include:
-Extreme internal, mental, spiritual, or physical beauty more than likely more than one, sometimes all of the above.
-Supernatural abilities in the Ultima sub-species.
-Evil abilities in the Omega sub species."
-The big book of real mythical creatures, internet addition.
These powers include:
-Extreme internal, mental, spiritual, or physical beauty more than likely more than one, sometimes all of the above.
-Supernatural abilities in the Ultima sub-species.
-Evil abilities in the Omega sub species."
-The big book of real mythical creatures, internet addition.
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by createthedog March 10, 2010
Get the Tegan Face mug.Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.
Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
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Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
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