It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls

"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"

by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

by john0512 March 29, 2021

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

toebat

Franco-canadian slang that originated in Quebec city and was later democratized by punk bands from the greater Quebec region who played there. Designates a bro, a schmuck, a douchebag, a lousy person. While typically used by francophones, anglophones have started using it too.

Can be pluralized as toebats.

Fig 1: Man, Thomas c'est vraiment un estie de toebat.

Fig 2: Aucun toebats ne sera toléré à ce spectacle.

Fig 3: Jade went out with this dude, got drunk, and totally made out with some other toebat right in front of him.

by Eyeofthetiger514 April 24, 2014