tobiazard

A hairy ballsack.

Mate like this one guy made those kids cry at the gym, such a Tobiazard.

by TheMightyHorn September 4, 2019

tobias forge

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.

totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.

by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023

Tobias Funke

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke

by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008

Tobias

Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”

“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny”

by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018

Tobias Hellberg

He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.

Tobias Hellberg is the best math teacher ever!

by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019

TOBIAS THE TOASTER

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

Tobias

Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in

"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"

by myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse March 12, 2013