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toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
by neckwig April 3, 2009
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Toasty Otis

farting immediately prior to departing an elevator trapping the essence for the next person to board
Nothing makes Danny happier than a Toasty Otis carefully timed to Cash's floor at the end of his work day.
by augieland April 3, 2009
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toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
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Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.
Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.
by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010
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Toastless Hell

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009
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Toastle McRoastled

To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term "high."
Jay: "Im toastle mcroastled dogger"
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."
by The Toaster of Toasts April 30, 2010
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Toasty Raul

Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.
Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!
by badassj00 November 22, 2006
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