toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.
Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?
by Straight Trash May 27, 2017
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TOF

ToF, short form for the term 'Twist of Fate', is a screename used only by the best of the best. The one of whom uses this name must have pure 100% ownage running through their veins.

It's also a cool wrestling move used by Matt and Jeff Hardy.

:)
ToF, j00 pwn

WHOMAG! HARDY HITS THE TWEEST OF FAYT!!!! BAH GAWD!
by <_< ToF April 12, 2005
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TOF

Terms Of Friendship, this is when a friend makes aware to his/her straight friends that he/she is gaythe straight friend is cool as long as the gay friend does not go into detail about cirtain aspects of the alternative life style.
(taken from AOL's TOS agreements)
Steve: "that guy is hot"
Kyle: "you violating the TOF agreement"
by PharaohPhoenix June 26, 2004
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Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.
"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)
by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010
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k-tof

1. An attractive amradillo.
2. spikey patch of chin hair.
3. beaded orange shoes.
1. The k-tof is a land dweller and can often be found cuddling with a disrespectful habeeb.
2. Despite his horrible K-tof, cletus remained unabashed and persisted to shake his groove thang.
3.DAMN foo! I be boutsta' bust a cap up yo ass if ya dont be given me dos k-tofs biatch.
by thats hot December 10, 2004
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mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.
Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.
by p0odz April 04, 2007
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tof reknin day

When you mean to type "to freakin' day" but your hands mistype.

Also used as an exclamation like "Top o'the mornin to ya!"

Tof Reknin Day to ya!
"I want my paycheck TO FREAKIN' DAY" but it turns out "TOF REKNIN' DAY"
by Castaspella November 09, 2004
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