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MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

Verb.

Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.
Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.
Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?
by I say stuff February 3, 2021
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Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail
person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail
by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009
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A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.
person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE
by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009
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Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!
by ilvoce October 14, 2009
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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