tekisha

Funny, very goofy, quiet but yet powerful! Shy when you first meet her, but once she opens up you can't help but love her. Loyal and you wouldn't know anything about her life cause she's very much private.

Everybody needs a Tekisha in their life, she's the best.

by Looney11 April 15, 2018

Dirty Diego Takis

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.

Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022

Hot Cheetos and Takis

Taste: Takis
Shape: Takis
Health: None (But Takis supposedly gives you cancer)
Amount: Hot Cheetos
Expiration Date: Both (They're chips lol)
Overall: Whatever you like, but be careful around those type of chips. They're gud tho!

Hot Cheetos and Takis been a debate but the only solution is to enjoy them

by xFrqity December 13, 2019

Takis

Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis

takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita

by ryan g g January 17, 2009

Tikisha

Tikisha love adventure, excitement and freedom. Tikisha are clever, quick-witted and unusually adaptable. Tikisha are capable of doing anything they wish for. -

Tolerant Inquisitive Knowledgeable Soft-Hearted Honorable

Tikisha Loves her tacos!

by Kalise4Life December 19, 2016

Takis

Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.

Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”

by Ipeedonthecat March 14, 2020

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 3, 2003