Tivnan

A boner that vigorously shoots up at random times in public. A tivnan can be morning wood, or just a simple expression of abundant excitement and happiness in your manhood.

Woah bitch! Put a sweater on or i might pop a mighty tivnan!"

by BLUE WATER E1 ALAMO May 10, 2010

TiVo Syndrome

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.

What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.

by JEWSIAN. August 14, 2010

Tivver

Noun: trauma-induced recession of the already-flaccid penile truck into the body cavity, creating a vagina-like cylindrical cavern; occurs shortly after seeing disgusting specimen of human species, esp. the opposite gender. Derived from Trauma-Induced Vagina (TIV).

After seeing Francisco in a dress I had the world's worst tivver.

by Mark Wrighton, Ph. D. December 7, 2006

tivo snooze

the act of pausing live tv via TiVo... in order to be woken up when it catches up to live television.
(1st gen TiVo = 30min snooze)

"are you getting up megan? ok, i'm just going to tivo snooze once." zzzzzzzzzzzz.

by zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzz September 23, 2011

Tiverton high school

The piece of shit that is my school

I go to Tiverton high school, yea it’s a piece of shit.

by Tiverucky November 9, 2021

Tiva

The name for the pairing, or ship, of Special Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo and Officer Ziva David on the show NCIS.

See also: McAbby, Jibbs.

Fan 1: OMG did you see NCIS last night?
Fan 2: Yes, that Tiva action was hawt!

Fan 1: I ship Tiva :D
Fan 2: Tiva are awesome!

by Coz_Cat July 29, 2009

Shi-tivo

a state of television frustration.

example-When your wife or girlfriend simultaneously records crap shows (ex. Jerseylicious, Billy the Exterminator, or Real Housewives of the...) on the DVR, thus preventing quality television viewing.

I wanted to watch the game last night, but Tina logjammed the DVR with garbage. Shi-tivo!

by initech_cmart February 21, 2011