Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

by John charles blair February 9, 2009

pancake titwank

When you buy of duck from the local Chinese takeaway and all the duck has gone and there's 1 pancake left. The female pushes her tits together and the male proceeds to push the pancake in-between her tits and then the male puts his penis in between the tits and pancake and thrusts the penis to climax. Thus creating the pancake tit wank.

Ken uses the last pancake he lovingly shoves it between barbies tits, puts his penis in between and proceeds to have a pancake titwank

by Ins@ne September 17, 2022

Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Tit-Wank

Normally referred to a very pleasurable sexual act performed by women on men. It involves the male sticking his throbbing red head between a womans cleavage.

1) Wow Claire has really big boobs i would love to shove my todger between those lush tits and tit-wank until i shoot my warm jizz in her face and on her boobs while she screams for more.

2) Tom was giving it to Sally in the garden and Sally responded by giving Tom a lovely tit-wank, the pervert next door name John was caught masturbationg over the lovely deranged couple.

3) My boyfriend pleaded me to tit-wank him so i grappled his cock and thrusted it between my juicy melons, he cummed and i lapped it up of my round tits.

by Flash Bandicoot May 13, 2008

Titwankability

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003