Tittieous

A woman with exceptionally large boobs, but a very unattractive face.

Friend: Dude, did you see her rack!

You: Yeah they were nice, but her face was messed up.

Friend: Yeah, She was tittieous.

by Applecidermonkey August 7, 2011

tittidious

A person who is ugly but has huge boobs

With a paper bag over her face I'd fuck tittidious over there.

by John & Jeb November 1, 2007

tittiedecked

the act of having sex with a female then pulling out a tech deck and doing tricks on the woman's body tricks include using her tits and ass as a ramp

bro I was with my girl and after I did her i tittiedecked her

by tommatosoup February 8, 2022

lop-tittied

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

by Barberman January 15, 2009

tittiephobia

a debilitating half-time disease suffered by the NFL during the superbowl as a result of Janet Jackson's nipple exposute. As a result they opt for old fart rock groups to perfom.

I wish the NFL will get therapy for their tittiephobia. I can't sit through another boring half-time show.

by Llovelyguy February 9, 2010

fat tittied monster

A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.

Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"

Bob- "which one, travis or david???"

Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"

by funnygal101 August 7, 2011

tittieologist

A Person Specialized in titties
Who also massages,touches,and caresses them

Specialist are usually freaks for no reason and just plain nasty mfcs in general

Nigga 1.Nigga why u was touching my girl titties
Nigga2. Im her tittieologist
Nigga 1. sry Bout dat

by TITTIEOLOGIST July 15, 2016