Tirpitz

A german battleship from ww2

Nerd: do you know what happend to tirpitz

Normie: your mom

by 1230987456 November 9, 2019

titspit

when a woman spits/shoots breastmilk from her tits

"Have you seen Myleene Klass's video?"
"No. Why?"
"She titspits in her friends' drinks!"
"eww WTF!"

by jjmunchkin July 16, 2013

tit pit

the area underneath severly sagging breasts that smells like an armpit.

My God, woman, you really need to wash those tit pits.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

titpics

A term used for topless photos sent by a girl to a guy who would then forward the photos to all his bros via cellphone. Usually associated with frequent Myspace flirting, and often used as a simple one-worded question as a text.

Bob: Bro you have to check what this myspace chick sent me
John: Those are titpics if I've ever seen them!

Sarah: Wow, I don't think I've ever met anyone like you. I think I love you!
Joe: titpics?

by libraryslut February 23, 2009

titmit

a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".

can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.

Shapinko is a titmit.
The other day Shapinko's girlfriend told me he was a titmit in bed.

by Sister Lilith Ulnar Thompson June 8, 2003

tipiter

When a woman, adorned with a large strap on, procedes to poke her male companion repeatedly on his butt cheeks. It is a form of foreplay.

Dude, last night I totally gave him the tipiter and he loved it!!

by Spicy Beaver Mustard June 30, 2008

Tippity Toppity Okey Dokey

noun

A phrase used by people who feeling extremely nervous to describe the fact that they are not extremely nervous.

Person 1: How you feeling?
Person 2: Tippity Toppity Okey Dokey
Person 1: Sure?
Person 2: No

by digital.sam September 28, 2009