Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

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John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

by Legend of the Phoenix May 15, 2006

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titsun

Sicilian slang term denoting a black person.

A couple of titsuns just stole my truck. Can you fucking believe that?

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

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Titouan is the greatest guy you will ever meet. He is loving, funny, intelligent, and will always care for you. He will have two children, he will love them and will take care of them. Titouan will also make you a hot beverage in the morning and will give you all the medicines you need when you’re sick. He’s a great guy.

Hello Titouan , nice to meet you.

by Idkwhatyourtalkingabout April 8, 2018

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titbuster

Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).

Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.

by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010

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