FNAF Timeline

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

tipillating

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.

She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

timelapsing

The hobby of doing things really slow, like praciticing for a timelapse movie in which it would seem normal speed.

Officer: "You was doing 40 mph but the limit is 80 mph, that's dangerous, son!"
Jack: "Sorry, i was timelapsing."

by horror drum June 30, 2011

Typelexia

n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).

1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"

by Brian Rooker January 2, 2007

The Timeless Children

The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it

A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!

by Not Crowbar XD lol May 6, 2020

Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

by Susan_2 January 15, 2014

timeless beauty.

Something or someone that is so good and beautiful it will always be beautiful (never tire or go out of style)

She was a "timeless beauty." in his eyes, even in her late 30's she seemed just as magnificent as the day she turned 18.

by Wise young one November 15, 2013