Sunday Time Warp

That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.

Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.

"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"

by gargamel314 January 26, 2010

time warp

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!

Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

Youtube Time Warp

When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.

I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.

by Vakattack91 January 24, 2010

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.

"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!

by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009

TimeWarper

A fat Garfield looking cat that listens to 1960s music and only slightly goes to far with it.

Hey you listened to that one Los Shakers album? Who are you, TimeWarper?

by TimeWarper April 7, 2021