Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

by SanSabina January 14, 2013

timesuck

The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like watching video on YouTube, or browsing definitions on Urban Dictionary, or playing Halo 3 on Xbox

Tim: I am so tired, last night I was going to bed and grabbed my laptop to check email. Before I knew it I fell into a timesuck on YouTube and it was 2 am.

Jeff: yeah, that happened to me last week browsing Urban Dictionary

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

Timeclock

A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.

Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes

by Just A User October 3, 2019

timesuck

A giant waste of fucking time.

Dan: Man, this is useless.

Emily: Professor Goldman's reporting one class is a big, fat timesuck!

by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 11, 2008

timeclock

A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.

"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"

by karit May 27, 2003

Timeclocked

When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)

"ML pissed SB OFF! Did you smell that crap when SB TIMECLOCKED her? I thought my face would MELT!"

by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017

tilenshock

A physical condition where you are exposed to too much retardness from gay kid that lives Slovenia. Make sure that pedo kills himself before you finish the conversation.

I got tilenshocked.

by Aneron February 17, 2018