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Timatabulas

When something is better then fantastic. A canadian god.
ALL HAIL TIMA! FOR SHE IS TIMATABULAS
by powerslappers February 2, 2009
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titfat

The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun
Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*
by silverware May 30, 2014
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tifato

A Lord, very wealthy and successful individual. His observes life in a totally different view aspect. His love for fame exceeds his name.
This girl is a tifato

The boy asked his dad if he is a Tifato
by Unknown0147 February 16, 2019
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Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.
Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"
by STUBWFC December 29, 2010
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timation

Learn and explore exciting timation.
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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tizfat

a young white male who has a cheese fetish and his catch phrase is "omfgroflamonewb" his imormous size broke his 14 year old brothers pants even though he is 10 with his mondo belly. His tonge is five feet long and his favorite game is dip little kids in cheese and have them run a round prarie life center while he hunts them down and eats them blind folded. His nipples are very sensitive and he plans to pierce his potatahs(his boobs)in the near future.
Yo bitch tiz fat ate my arm.
Tizfat said "ow that hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt".
by tizwig December 14, 2008
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timation

Learn and explore exciting timation.
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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