pillywonker

A stupid guy with an awkward penis

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker

by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

jillywonkered

Feeling overwhelmed. Defeated.

The company reorganization is making me feel jillywonkered.

by f.x.l. September 2, 2014

tillywacker

Slang term for a penis. Used in South West Nova Scotia.

"That man has a 10 inch tillywacker!"

by AZ May 13, 2005

Tittlywonking

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.

Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.

by 2sw33t April 4, 2010

titlywink

getting a peek at some nice titties

Yo. Let me get a titlywink biotch.

by iggicool June 5, 2005

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

willywonkatiktok

willywonkatiktok is a hot af guy who is known for thist traps and other ccrazy things.

Jenny: Omg look at him!
Lea: Is that willywonkatiktok cuz he is hot af.
Jenny: I know right!

by idki- October 21, 2020