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Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.
He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.
by clamorous January 22, 2013
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Tight around the edges

"It's not even an expression, it is now."
-CarlSagan42
It's a little tight around the edges
by CarlSagan42 November 28, 2019
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The Gesund-tight

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
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Tighty Whitifrical

An adjective meaning of or related to tighty whities.
Donald Trump looks tighty whitifrical in that picture of him playing tennis.
by Greasyknowledge July 5, 2020
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tight spot

If dad had another stroke than he's in a tight spot.
by The Retrun of Light Joker March 16, 2011
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david bowie tights

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
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Tightassville

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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