a human like creature of the night which was created by a crazed pirate. a tink randomly appears and creates mischief and chaos. it is a rare creature to see but when spotted it is alway corrupting women and turning them into tinkoholics (addicted to tink) and placing dirty ideas and fantasys into their minds. also the best at destroying motor vehicles and virginities. to survive the TINK feeds on alcohol, marijuana and the feeling of sexual pleasure. a tink can be tracked be the trail of destruction it leaves. it is also blamed when a person needs to get out of trouble.
by mk150907 December 29, 2010
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by WG thugette September 24, 2005
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Tinkaton: omae wa mou shindeiru
Corviknight: NANI!?
Tinkaton: *Destroys Corviknight with Gigaton Hammer*
Corviknight: *Dies of Tinkaton*
Tinkaton: omae wa mou shindeiru
Corviknight: NANI!?
Tinkaton: *Destroys Corviknight with Gigaton Hammer*
Corviknight: *Dies of Tinkaton*
by beluga the suzzi cat December 29, 2022
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Get the tinkerbitch mug.1) System of record low taxes for the wealthiest and low, stagnant wages for the working poor leading the poor and middle class families and individuals to struggle make ends meet.
2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".
2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".
Former president Ronald Reagan and other conservatives praise their system of Trickle Down Economics, but what they really mean is "Tinkle Down Economics" - as in Piss On You poor and middle class people.
by Clem Gamble December 9, 2012
Get the Tinkle Down Economics mug.A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008
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