2 tiddlywinks

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

tiddlewak

when u slap a girl with ur dick, on the face or tit.

do u want me to tiddlewak u.

by rla October 23, 2007

tiddleywinking

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing

1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?

by Merpanda July 20, 2015

tiddywinkle420

some chick who plays roblox too much

Did you see tiddywinkle420?

Yeah, she keeps asking me to tiddy her winkle!!

by infected399 February 21, 2019

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

tiddywinkles

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!

Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!

by rachel September 7, 2004

tiddlywink

A person of Chinese Origin. UK rhyming slang. Not a hugely offensive racist term, but can be seen as discriminate with none the less.
Chinese -> Chink -> Tiddlywink.

"look at all the damn tiddlywinks with their camera's"

by sammy_c September 6, 2007