Ticketmaster

Robbery, without violence

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied

by drstonk July 27, 2022

ticketmaster

A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.

The cops in this town aren't any good at solving crimes, they're just a bunch of ticketmasters.

by Peter Cappacinno March 19, 2009

ticketface

A derogetory term for a person adicted to cocaine. See ticket}.

No I don't have any money you can borrow. Beat it ticketface!

by Wordguy February 20, 2005

TicketRaper

A multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. A monopoly on par with Carnegie's Standard Oil, TicketRaper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.

See also: ticketbastard, ticketmaster

Ten dollars for a ticket! I'm there. Buy! Okay, eight dollar service fee... twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? I already hit buy! Wait, now it's asking me to bend over--AAAUGH! AUUGH! TICKETRAPER!

by McSnizzSnazz September 21, 2010

Ticketgami

The act of folding or beding the ticket stub from a trip to the cinema, usually dring the ads / trailers before the start of the movie.

Wow that guy is awesome at ticketgami!

by JBaird1985 October 17, 2011

Ticketwanker

A uniformed issuer of fixed penalty notices, extremely eager, demonstrating ecstatic enjoyment of said practice, an overly enthusiastic pursuit of possible covert vehicular or travel violations.
Especially where a violation is not at all obvious.

Ticketwanker: Overly vigilant ticket wardens, for the placement of penalty notices on motor vehicles, this may involve following shoppers back to their cars and checking parking tickets while the vehicle is being loaded. Hiding out of sight to virtually entrap a hapless drivers motor with a wheel clamp, which could lead to the crushing of said device, upsetting the owner and providing heightened delight for the issuer. The pursuit and capture of fare dodgers on public transport is also valid for this definition, due to the disappointment shown when a train carriage or bus full of the traveling public does not provide anything but valid tickets, but the ecstatic behaviour comes into play when the hunt is successful.

by M.Cameron February 12, 2009

Ticketation

A ticket and invitation combination. Given out as form of entrance to an event

At the event this weekend, please present your ticketation upon entering.

by Pachanga April 1, 2013