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Ticketfag 

Someone who spent the entire month long Ragnarok anniversary Hugel event getting tickets by clicking an NPC for 10+ hours day. These tickets were most often used to level ones characters to 99, in the most extreme cases many characters to 99 and further.
"Dude I spent like 14 hours today clicking the same NPC over and over until I got 65000 tickets. I haven't left the house in 3 weeks but I have four 99 characters LOL." said the Ticketfag
Ticketfag by VitaminD22 August 2, 2008
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ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.
The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.
ticketbastard by surfer girl May 6, 2005
Word of the Day on November 16, 2022

TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.
TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.
TicketBastard by v1cious May 14, 2004

ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape
I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days
ticketmaster by Jo_sh July 7, 2007

Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.
$11.00 service charge? what the hell?
Ticketmaster by v1cious May 14, 2004

ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole
ticketmaster by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge 

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
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