by ojotheshow September 1, 2009
Get the ticker mug.An individual who thinks so highly of themselves, that they think the world should circle around them or at least pledge to them. They also tend to think they are 'all that' so they think their doing you a favour by being friends with you, dating or even merely talking to you; hence they gossip on the smallest of things. To lastly add, to mentain their ego, they uphold a facade.
Girl 1: I tried talking to that guy and he looked at me like I was worth nothing.
Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!
Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!
Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!
Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!
by GreatIncredibleJ July 3, 2012
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An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.
John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."
by damann August 27, 2009
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Get the Ticker mug.Ticker refers to someone’s readiness to do something they weren’t prepared for on short notice. usually involving getting smashed or using illicit substances especially when it would be considered stupid to do so. Usually involving peer pressure.
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"She checked the time on her elegant silver ticker as she waited for her friend to arrive for their lunch date."
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