thwart

To block or prevent from happening...or, when used in slang, to destroy someone or something out of anger.

If he acts like that again, I will legit thwart him

by Kristi SuppleSebum February 16, 2009

thwarting

Thwarting is the act of waving around your boobies. Even though it concerns another part of the body, it is very similar to twerking, and as such mostly practiced by females. However, some exceptions to this rule exist.
In this matter unthwarting is also relevant.

Brenda is thwarting all the boys to the yard.
Thwarting in battle can be a good way to distract other soldiers.

by rijapo November 02, 2013

thwart

squirrel

Opposing force mechanism that is encountered as kinetic friction when any mechanism operates/pushes forward through existence in the universe.

Due to a high level of thwart, Joe was not able to make the basketball go through the basket even once.

by Killan Green November 10, 2003

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k April 29, 2007

thwart

A mixture of two words, 'twat' and 'what'. Made up by lil john and his eastside boiz homies.

Used as a degrading word. Such as; 'Sally is a thwart'.

by Peter March 19, 2005

thwart pluto

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

by latter day taints December 08, 2013

Genital Thwart

When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.

Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.

by oliverdplasse August 20, 2010