thwacking it

to thwackit is to jackoff, spank the monkey, flonk the dolphin, rope the poney, wrestle with the snake, choke the chicken etc. etc.

jimmy thwacked it all night until his shlong turned chrimsen.

by da cheese June 17, 2003

thwack

The sound made by the scrotum striking the belly of a women whilst making love doggy-style

The thwack sound echoed through the room as I reached satiation.

by Hayers111 February 26, 2007

thwack

A firm thumb that a hard penis gives to a female (or male... depending on your taste), in any number of places.

Puedes THWACK tu SCHLONG en mi cara, por favor?
Translation: Can you THWACK your SCHLONG in my face, please?

by Nicka-Licka-Dicka March 4, 2005

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

thwack

Being under the influence of methamphetemines, particularly Ice.

My homie Dropkick left his dope on the coffee table....and his coffe table out in the yard because he was thwacked

by Sidekick Jones September 4, 2003

thwacked

thwacked is the condition your mind is left in after habitual drug use even after sobering up. a thwacked individual will behave differently than they would have if they had never consumed drugs, the most common being drug seeking behavior AKA fiending but also lack of common sense, decreased intuition, degraded performance, etc. opioid use disorder is a an example of a thwacked condition but ALL drugs (from weed to wellbutrin) have the potential to thwack you one way or another if you fail to moderate usage. the only treatment is time but in some cases prolonged drug use may leave you with permanent brain damage and you will be forever thwacked.

i was so thwacked i bought $5000 worth of oxycodone but then had a moment of clarity after i got fired... wanna buy my pills?

by steg0saur January 20, 2020

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair April 11, 2016