thurston

Thurston is the type of person that would beam you with a ball then go hide in the corner of the gym. he also talks to a lot of girls but no one knows who he likes🤔 he's a very caring person and everyone needs a Thurston in their life.

"is Thurston gay?"
"I think so."

by kalebsfye November 23, 2021

Thurston

Thurston is a very dramatic manchild. Will cry over anything, especially when he steps on the ground with the wrong foot. Probably got dropped on the head as a baby.

“Look at that Baby”
“I know right, He’s pulling a Thurston!”

by x_jessluvsyou_x August 16, 2023

thurston moore

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

by julie October 14, 2003

Thurston burstin

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008

Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)

"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"

by Jared White July 15, 2008