A mean spirited person resembling a female that lives only to make every person she comes into contact with miserable. She is the most ungrateful, hateful, lying, deceitful, conniving, stealing, disloyal, selfish, sleazy, nasty ass, herpes invested, cock juggling, idiotic, backstabbing, two face, hypocritical, narcissistic, egotistical evil bitch from the gates of hell. She is a bitch beyond belief. Usually she is the ugliest thing walking the planet, inside her heart and out. You can smell her coming from ten miles away and the thunder of her vagina slapping together as she walks can be heard across the ocean. Take thundercunt and skank add them together and multiply them by one hundred million trillion zillion and you have a thunderskank.
Mary: Did you hear what a thunderskank that girl Lynn is?
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!
by bitchbethany June 26, 2016
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noun
1. a loud, explosive, resounding discharge of excrement produced by the explosive expansion of air heated by a lightning fast discharge of the bowels.
2. a threatening or startling utterance related to a bowel movement
3. The Samsung Thunderbolt. It is a huge Thundercrap.
verb (used without object)
1. to give forth thundercrap
2. to make a loud, resounding noise like thunder from the bowels
See also: explosive diarrhea, Samsung Thunderbolt
noun
1. a loud, explosive, resounding discharge of excrement produced by the explosive expansion of air heated by a lightning fast discharge of the bowels.
2. a threatening or startling utterance related to a bowel movement
3. The Samsung Thunderbolt. It is a huge Thundercrap.
verb (used without object)
1. to give forth thundercrap
2. to make a loud, resounding noise like thunder from the bowels
See also: explosive diarrhea, Samsung Thunderbolt
OMG! After that burrito and case of beer last night I thundercrapped this morning. For a moment there I thought I had broken my toilet, but I realized it was just the thundercrap! IT was deafening!
I can't believe my samsung thundercrap dropped another call. I am so tired of this thing.
I can't believe my samsung thundercrap dropped another call. I am so tired of this thing.
by TheFountOfKnowledge October 4, 2011
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A fully semi-automatic Ar15 style assault rifle from Humboldt, Tennessee. This rifle is a female that is black in color. It is chambered in 5.56 NATO/.223 Remington with a round capacity of 30+1(More with upgrades). She is a non-aggressive species of rifle when left unattended for extended periods of time. However, caution should be used at all times, as she can become very aggressive if she gets cornered or feels threatened by a person or persons with I'll intent. When the rifle is fired, it produces a very loud sound like that of Thunder. The rifle contains various parts from various buddies inside of her, like that of a Slut. She was born in Springfield, Massachusetts where she lived for a few weeks before finally moving to Western Tennessee where she will spend the remainder of her life. There are plenty of similar rifles out there that are looking for a forever home, that are available for adoption.
by Young Henry June 23, 2018
Get the ThunderSlut mug.For the first big storm of the spring we've gotten a crazy mix of snow, sleet, freezing rain, thunder and lightning; it's either a freak thundersleet phenomenon or a sign of the Snowpocalypse!
by BornBlitzed April 9, 2011
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v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle
v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle
v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing
by Livet•Juice June 4, 2009
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Get the thunderclap mug.When, after having several men ejaculate into a woman's/man's asshole, she/he then proceeds to fart the contents of the anal orifice onto an individual's face or object. Thus the term, 'Bukkake Thunderclap".
"Dude, did you see that video where 15 guys came in her asshole? She then bukkake thunderclapped on the camera!"
by RaunchyRawls April 14, 2014
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