Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

by Whadayafuckingeyeee May 20, 2018

Thunder Cunt

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.

That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.

by Skjor August 04, 2020

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder Cunt

A ginormous bitch, one who is usually loose. & sucks alot of dick.

Whitney Nichole Thorton is a ginormous thunder cunt

by tiler and sophie July 16, 2011

Thunder Cunt

nasty smelly bitch with a loose vagina

Rebecca Johnson is a thunder cunt

by shelby wagner April 25, 2010

Thunder Cunt

a very big bitch with a giant vagina that slaps against her thunder thighs.

Kaela Nelson is a thunder cunt.

by playgroundstalker January 14, 2011

Thunder Cunt

A person who is a douche bag or bitch on a level that exceeds normal acceptable standards.

I can't stand her attitude, she yells at me for everything, worst roommate ever, what a thunder cunt. Do you hear that? Its thunderous cunt storm on its way. I can feel it in my bones.

by señor taco October 29, 2013