PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!

i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!

by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009

Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(

Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011

Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.

Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!

by Riley T April 7, 2021

Devil's Threesome

A threesome including one woman and two men.

"Jane really got a good workout when Dick and Tom gave her Devil's Threesome"

by Eric, Sean, and Ben September 1, 2007

threebound

A third attempt to score after a failed second attempt. Can be used for sports or sex.

"Alexei Kovalev crosses the blue line, fires one on net, save Brodeur, rebound, save, threebound, score!"

"Dude, have you met Shauna? She's my threebound chick."

by SeanyMac May 26, 2008

Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

threecockmouth

having a seriousl large gob into which you could easily slide 3 large cocks.
Calista flockhart
leslie ash
carly simon

'i bet harrison ford is happy; that bint off ally mcbeal has a threecockmouth'

by tadge72 April 25, 2010