Thorpedo

When someone with the last name Thorpe has sexual intercourse with you.

Should I let him Thorpedo my pussy?

Talking to a group of girlfriends, “yeah I am definitely going to get thorpedoed tonight”

James Thorpe talking to his friends later “yeah she let me thorpedo her”

by KinkyKels September 28, 2019

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008

Thorpedo

A long, thick, black object heading towards your anus at a average speed of 60 mph. Usually hairy. Ass explosive power after penetration.

Man "My anus started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me"

by Destront January 12, 2015

thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

by Prince0fFuckyou July 2, 2015

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018

Thorped

Breaking your ribs and puncturing your lung Thorping

"Fuckin hell, Gazza is Thorped"

by Shovel_n_spade_wade November 23, 2019

thorpedo

taking what they want without a care in the world

I’m the best, I’m going to thorpedo my way to full marks on the biology exam.

by CharzardBettaBeReadingDis October 20, 2023