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A'Tomkins

A person who no matter what, Will NOT upgrade to a smart phone.

They can lose their present phone and still won't make the change like the rest of the world.
They feel no need for apps, and in some cases on some level don't even understand what an app is.

They will keep the polyphonic ringtones alive I guess.
This person would be better taping a camera to the back of their phone just to take photos.

S/he will be embarrassed enough not to leave owns phone out beside themselves. for fear of criticism.

If you buy this person a smart phone they will not use it, more like sell it or pass it on.
If this person loses this brick of a phone they will buy the same one thus continuing the phone of past crapness.

A'Tomkins people refuse to upgrade their phone no matter what.
A'tomkins on a date

A'Tomkins: picks out ringing phone from her pocket and answers it, ""hello?, hi yeah on my way, see ya then, bye"hangs up as she put phone back into pocket she looks to see date looking at her moving hand.
Date: "how old is your phone?"
A'Tomkins "I love this phone"
Date: looks on in wonder of how they still make these models of phones.
by misschae88 June 16, 2013
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Thumpkin

While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.
by Davidtavis April 2, 2017
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Tomkins

Usually a surname and not to be confused with other wannabe's Thomkins and the 'just pissed themselves' Tompkins, there's no 'p' here thank you.
We are a rarer breed, strong willed, loyal, Skillful, with youthful genes.

For friends and colleagues its acceptable to shorten Tomkins in Name terms but only to Tomo.
"Blimey that's some quality work there who done that ?"
That's Tomo's work.

Fuck me that Tomkins can juggle, look at her go !
by Rockitm4n February 5, 2021
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thomakisss

thomakisss Is a very funny and great person on tik tok and other platforms
“Hey who’s thomakisss?”
“An amazing person that you should talk to.”
by somethingidkkkkkkkk February 15, 2022
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Tompkins Square Park

The place where people who do heroin and all sorts of drugs can all come together. The park located in the East Village in Manhattan on Avenue A. Also, a great place and hang out spot to get heroin connections, buy dope, do dope (discretely though, since theirs lots of under cover cops), find other addicts, where freight train hopping squatters stay at when they come to new york city. Home to the homeless people of lower manhattan. Also, a great place to go if you hate your life, and wants to share some nice dirty needles with some one and catch some yummy diseases like Hepatatis ,aids, stds, Scabies, etc.
Person #1- "Hey dude you wanna go down to Tompkins Square park and get some dope?"

Person #2- "No thanks man, i dont wanna catch hep c"

Person #1- "Oh no dude dont worry, I already have it"
by Shlimey man January 2, 2011
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Thompsons

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.
Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.
by Roti Way July 13, 2009
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Thumpkin

A more powerful blumpkin; a blumpkin with 'a little more umph.' A quickly and fiercely delivered blumpkin, often resulting in massive amounts of shit water and semen splatter with heavy collateral.
1. So my girl sat me down on the john and we proceeded to experiment with a blumpkin. It went downhill from there and I ended up getting more of a thumpkin than anything else. By the end of it, us and the whole god-damned bathroom was covered in shit and cum.

2. Yeaup, so I pressured Lisa into giving me a blumpkin the other day... bad idea. Instead I got a massive thumpkin that blew out the lights and shattered my mirror. The toilet's fucked too.
by mcautistic April 6, 2013
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