Thotical Mile

How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.

Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!

by Matthew Glasgow September 22, 2018

BEGONICUS THOTICUS

A spell from webtoon which roughly means begon thot

thot: hey there, long time no see!

funny dude: BEGONICUS THOTICUS

by uwu senpai May 23, 2021

Thugicide

The killing of a thug, usually by another thug. Cf. Patricide, Fratricide, Homicide.

"Did you hear Boogy got got"?
"Yeah, but he was in the game, just another thugicide in Wilmington."

by Chui Escobare September 29, 2012

Thoticus

The thot of all thots, thoticus. The strongest thot known to man.

Idk man with the amount of nudes she’s been sending she might as well be Thoticus.

Thoticus was the ultimate thot god, even the strongest “begone thot” couldn’t vanquish her.

by Ruskeian October 2, 2018

thoticus eraticus

A simple spell that any guy can cast on any thot that they see. It pairs very well with Syphillis Contracticus.

Guy: Thot alreat twelve o’clock.
Guy 2: Thoticus Eraticus am I right?
Guy: Yes.

by Penial Gland September 30, 2018

Thoticus Prime

Major thot. Much like a thotimus prime, varying only in degree of thot. Thoticus is to thotimus as 1000 is to 100.

My thot sensor is off the charts.. must be a thoticus prime nearby.

by HandcockMaster November 20, 2018

thoticus

When someone is called out for being a thot, and their friends reenact a prominent scene from "Spartacus" in which they lie claiming they are spartacus, only replacing the name with "Thoticus"

Mary: Rebecca, you're such a thot!
Jenny: No, I am thoticus!
Becky: No, I am thoticus!

by TheGeneralMC11 December 28, 2017