Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.

My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.

by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010

thermometered

The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.

I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.

by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020

Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007

female thermometer

a sexual act where the female inserts her finger into the male's anus as if checking temperature

Man, I wish that nurse would give me the female thermometer.

by sexxxydragon March 1, 2011

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.

Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.

by styles of beyond December 14, 2005