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Theodore Roosevelt

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(
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Theodore Roosevelt

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.
As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
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Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!
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Theodore

A person who cares about the girls he likes. He is always loyal. Always there when you need him. Always there if you need to talk. Has a nice and charming personality. He is very nice and a gentlemen.

And is as person you can like pretty easily. And always has a pretty nice sized DICK
Theodore is a really nice and loving guy.
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Theodore Roosevelt

One of the finest Presidents in US history as he put the interests of the nation above his political party. Even though he was a Republican, TR fought against child labor and corporate monopolies on oil and the RR. He supported the Pure Food and Drug Act which helped keep contaminated food and beverages out of the supermarket. Through mediating peace between Russia and Japan and sending the Great White Fleet out for nationalistic and humanitarian purposes, TR proved the US was a major player in global affairs.
America has not had a truly great president since Theodore Roosevelt.
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theodoros

He's a tall, goofy kid who you just can't hate no matter how hard you try. He sometimes is a bitch, but he's the son of a king sooo whatever
Thotiana: Yo man, that Theodoros kid is smexy.
Shrekiana: Lol, nah you playin'.
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Theodore Bagwell

The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.

Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.
"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."
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