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commander and theif

by Aeris November 17, 2003
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Chocolate theif

A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.
Eddie is the biggest Chocolate Theif I know.
by Hylian Hero December 31, 2004
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The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"
by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011
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status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'
Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.
by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010
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Joule Theif

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules
Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif
by pra ra ra April 18, 2020
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theif rolls

Fat rolls so deep you can shoplift with them bitches.
I used my theif rolls to get me an xbox.
by the big mason May 25, 2009
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fry theif

the fry theif steals frys from children
by hoe boe April 19, 2022
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