Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid May 13, 2006

theft

the prime funtion of a CEO

CEO: 'The company is broke but i made $400 million. I must admit, i do my job quite well. Time to go back to my golden castle full of antiques in narnia.'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 18, 2003

Thefted

meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"

Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!

by Hydraa November 2, 2017

theft

I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.

I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.

by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010

thefting

the act of stealing something.

some people enjoy thefting things from people's houses because they think they're cool.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

theft

noun. A dj from Houston, Tx that somehow wound up in the NW. Speaks with a thick accent and uses words and phrases such as fixin, ima, gonna and the dreaded ya'll. Recieved the name for being arrested for shoplifting motor oil on his eighteenth birthday.

Theft's set was aweseome until he picked up the microphone.

by Colin Pinkerton November 18, 2003

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022