A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.
Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
Get the tweezer squeezer mug.A skateboard truck company that started in 2007 to create strictly titanium trucks that were both strong and durable, and great for skating. Models include the TiKing, TiH, the more common TiAX, and the most popular CSX. Theeve trucks are designed with 100% slipless axle, titanium alloy construction and in the TiAX and CSX grade 8 kingpins, and TiH and TiKing hollow kingpins. All Theeves come standard with Bones Hardcore medium bushings. They all have a good ince from the kingpin and the coping, and are gaurenteed against wear down when grinding, also grind like mad. All models are mid, slightly lower then Independent mids, except for the TiH, possibly the most expensive truck on the market. I personally reccomend the TiAX, they run 34.99 for a single one and have many designs. I had a hard time switching from being a lifelong rider of Independent to Theeves, but once i got used to it I never looked back. Originally replaced them because of axle slippage. They are so light, and have so much pop its easy to land anything. Everyone always compliments them.
skater 1: dude i love these new Stage 10 Reynolds Independents I paid 50$ for even though they weigh 10 pounds and I always grind the kingpin down on 50/50s and i go through alot of wax. oh well
Skater 2: dude just get theeves. i got a pair of theeve trucks awhile asgo and for the same price ther so much lighter, theres no kingpin wear down, and they look sexy.
Skater 2: dude just get theeves. i got a pair of theeve trucks awhile asgo and for the same price ther so much lighter, theres no kingpin wear down, and they look sexy.
by Honger September 25, 2011
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"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
Get the Doo doo tweezer mug.A word used to describe a group with financial problems. Someone who is Treezed often has to buy cheaper things.
by May Ones April 13, 2022
Get the Treezed mug.The act of a man sexually stimulating himself to orgasm using only tweezers; often performed by those who require precision tools to find and handle their own genitals.
"Did you see Nick go into the attic with the porn mag and the tweezers?"
"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."
"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."
by Malachi Jr. July 18, 2009
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Get the boos teezee mug.a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2014
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