The bakeey is a strange being from Mars that is a YouTuber and streamer. She plays football and it famous footballer thebakeey. She is obsessed with Harry Potter (mostly Snape) and is a Slytherin. She is extremely wired and annoying but she is also amazing, funny and the best streamer and YouTuber ever. FOLLOW THE BAKEEY ON YOUTUBE AND TWICH AT thebakeey
Me: Do you want to watch bakeey’s stream?
My friend: sure
Thebakeey on stream:
-don’t look at my arse chat
-you smelly little rodents
-my chat smells of cornflakes
My friend: *concerned*
My friend: sure
Thebakeey on stream:
-don’t look at my arse chat
-you smelly little rodents
-my chat smells of cornflakes
My friend: *concerned*
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A girl that has a good sense in music, inspires people to listen to “the growlers”and actually has a good sense in style and humor
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A mythological queen had this name and many people claim to hear the steps from her horse when they read her story.
If you have this name you are amazing and sweet
You are amazing at all sports and know how to be awesome
I don't know if this is true but my name is Theano and I am sure amazing ,sweet and awesome
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A mythological queen had this name and many people claim to hear the steps from her horse when they read her story.
If you have this name you are amazing and sweet
You are amazing at all sports and know how to be awesome
I don't know if this is true but my name is Theano and I am sure amazing ,sweet and awesome
Just kidding
Urbun dictionary put a definition for my name NOW
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2. Thetans are needed to animate a flesh body.
3. According to Scientology you are full of "body thetans" - degraded thetans who were once people but are now clustered together along with you and inhabit your body along with you. You are the leader of these thetans.
75 million years ago there was supposedly a ruler of this part of the galaxy named Xenu. To cure overpopulation on all the planets he controlled he summoned the people with psychiatric conditions in for an income tax audit. There they were instead paralyzed by injection of an alcohol and glycol mixture into their lungs. They were packed up in refridgerated units and loaded onto space-craft and taken to Earth (called Teegeeack then) and packed around the bases of a few volcanos.
Then their bodies were all destroyed by nuclear explosions. After this the thetans who were flying around in the winds were caught in electronic beams and frozen together in blocks. Then they were taken to huge 3-D cinemas and shown forms of what life should be like on Earth. After that they supposedly clustered together with a lead thetan in charge and they ended up inhabiting bodies in these clusters. Hence although we are a single thetan we supposedly have about 2,500 other lesser "body thetans" attached to our own thetan self.
The dysharmonious relationship between you and your thetans is what causes all sickness and disease in the world.
If you join Scientology, and pay thousands of dollars, you can go through the process of freeing yourself from these body thetans at huge monetary expense.
2. Thetans are needed to animate a flesh body.
3. According to Scientology you are full of "body thetans" - degraded thetans who were once people but are now clustered together along with you and inhabit your body along with you. You are the leader of these thetans.
75 million years ago there was supposedly a ruler of this part of the galaxy named Xenu. To cure overpopulation on all the planets he controlled he summoned the people with psychiatric conditions in for an income tax audit. There they were instead paralyzed by injection of an alcohol and glycol mixture into their lungs. They were packed up in refridgerated units and loaded onto space-craft and taken to Earth (called Teegeeack then) and packed around the bases of a few volcanos.
Then their bodies were all destroyed by nuclear explosions. After this the thetans who were flying around in the winds were caught in electronic beams and frozen together in blocks. Then they were taken to huge 3-D cinemas and shown forms of what life should be like on Earth. After that they supposedly clustered together with a lead thetan in charge and they ended up inhabiting bodies in these clusters. Hence although we are a single thetan we supposedly have about 2,500 other lesser "body thetans" attached to our own thetan self.
The dysharmonious relationship between you and your thetans is what causes all sickness and disease in the world.
If you join Scientology, and pay thousands of dollars, you can go through the process of freeing yourself from these body thetans at huge monetary expense.
I know why I have cancer! My thetans are flaring up again. Better fork over some cash to the Scientology folks so that I can be rid of this disease and my entire life inheritance.
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