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Laughing on the Inside

After sex, the most excellent fellow remains inside his lady friend. He then proceeds to tell a joke. The laughter causes much nether movement, which feels amazing due to post coitus sensitivity.
After a delightful bout of sex-making, the gentleman removes his monocle and says to the lady:
"I say, did you hear the one about the dog in the bar? MOST AMUSING".
The lady then chortles deeply, and the gentleman loses all composure and says "well done".
The butler peeks out from behind a curtain and dryly adds "Sir has madame laughing on the inside."
by Puddles McGee March 7, 2011
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ugly on the inside

Adj. used to describe the outward manifestation of negative attributes or anti-social beliefs.

cross-ref. "hater"
Worker 1: It's not that she's unattractive, it's just that she's "ugly on the inside" and that shows on her face.
Worker 2: well, she's an HR hussy, they are ALL ugly on the inside.

Voter 1: it's weird, he looks good in photos but in real life you can see he's "ugly on the inside".
Voter 2: total hater, seriously. he's so racist and sexist what do you expect? he's ugly on the inside.
by Elly Adams August 19, 2010
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pretty on the inside

The first album by the grunge band Hole, released in 1991.
Pretty on the Inside is known for its raw, ansty sound.
by retard girl December 7, 2006
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die on the inside

When you have a girl you like thats not in your league and can never have, yet shes on your mind 24-7
Daniel: Dang, look at her zac
Zac: She makes me die on the inside at night
by Meowboi March 11, 2017
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Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"
by jdub09 July 11, 2009
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thin on the inside

Having a tight vagina.
Dude! I bet she's thin on the inside!
by m0ns00n March 8, 2007
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Im rotting on the inside

something you would say pre-suicide. Or about to quit your job, relationship.. etc.
boss- "hey, fax this!"
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."
by whoareyoupseudonym September 20, 2009
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