As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
Get the Spokane Whoopee Cushionmug. I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018
Get the Colombian Whoopee Cushionmug. by Strikegold August 24, 2021
Get the Brown whoopee cushionmug. When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
Get the Burmese Whoopee Cushionmug. by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity January 22, 2017
Get the Whoopee cushionmug. While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022
Get the Illinois Whoopee Cushionmug. An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.
“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
by SoakedPants September 4, 2024
Get the Alabama Whoopee Cushionmug.