Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
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In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of a persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, an astonishing testimony to English arrogance, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.
"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"
by diddley who June 26, 2007
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union jack

In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of the failure of Scotland to assert itself in the face of persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, toilet paper, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.
"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"
by an craobhin aobhinn May 01, 2007
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Union Jack

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!
by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003
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The Union Jack

He'll ban everyone who plasy Era on graal.
The Union Jack banned Dell Melvar.
by ShoFo October 01, 2003
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Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.
That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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Union Jack

A bunch of guys stand in a cirkle and masturbate
Sundays is for a round of Union Jack with the bois
by mememeister autismus maximus August 12, 2019
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