The Truth
Slang for a very large penis.
Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!
Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.
Girlfriend: yes I can!
Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.
Girlfriend: yes I can!
Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
The Truth by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 14, 2011
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The truth by Yo_friendlyneighbourhoodcowboy December 6, 2018
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Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!
Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?
Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!
Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?
Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!
Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
the truth by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008
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The Truth by Why are all of the names taken March 15, 2009