Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
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While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.
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Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!
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Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
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