I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

The sound your mom makes in bed by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022

the society to bring back your mom jokes 

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

the society to bring back your mom jokes by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom by Piekin August 3, 2011

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time 

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

on the moms 

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

on the moms by jt1234 August 18, 2009