kiss of the mermaid

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

the mermaid

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

by the law September 4, 2006

Hit the marmandotz

Bang your colleague's dad

1: How was yestarday dude
2: Not much, but I did manage to hit the marmandotz

by Marmandotz Hitter October 22, 2018

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

Visiting the Little Mermaid

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.

"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."

by Manx Drunkard December 5, 2013

the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"

damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid

by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006