Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.
by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010
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by Fenders September 22, 2008
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Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010
Get the Pull all the legs off the spider mug.Anit got the legs, is a great way to tell someone you are tired and cannot leave the house due having low energy levels.
This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.
This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.
Sandhu: What cracker lacking? Fancy playing football today?
Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!
Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!
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1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
by Phenomenon January 16, 2008
Get the cabbage between the legs mug.When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.
B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
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