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Karen The Computer

A very top secret cyber security organization that uses Spongebob Squarepants as its cover. The organization created in 1999, wants to help destroy the world of horrible food like Krabby Patties. The organization has over 500 operatives operating worldwide including its most famous operative TechSupportUS also known as Batman. Batman has operated in countless missions and has saved the world many times from horrible and disgusting food.
I want to join Karen The Computer to rid the world of evil and crummy food
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karen the kraken 

it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.
Hey shut up "karen the kraken!" that's how you supposed to say.
karen the kraken by treehouseBarBQ November 20, 2019

Respect the drip Karen 

Something one says at a completely random time without any explanation needed (also known as a reference of TikTok)
*eating at a nice family event*

At random: “respect the drip Karen.”

*goes on with life*

Mr. Wilson or George the Male Karen

Mr. Wilson is a man who is part of the neighborhood watch program and does not like anyone in his yard. He will use his 2nd amendment rights and is quick to claim self defense. He "walks" his pets near your house and will stare at your guess to see who you have over and if they fit the description of being "thugs" and will try to know more about you and your family by asking a lot of questions.

George: Nosey and privileged men who takes things into their own hands like they are vigilantes instead of by law. They see things they do not agree with and argues or protest against it publicly with threats. They often uses the term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in response to brutality.
There goes "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen" staring out his window again. I should wave at his nosey self.

Ok "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen", you are the one who followed me around the neighborhood like a cop. I didn't do anything.

Karen the cat ninja 

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does
Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes

Kyle is the new Karen 

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

karen took the kids 

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...